a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
7.31.2011
regardless of what you say,
this is not a piece of cake,
this test is not delicious at all.
7.30.2011
the doctor told me to stand for 4 hours,
i misheard, staying on my feet for an hour.
he thought i understood.
7.29.2011
a care bear stare
is one of few ways to actually
kill someone with kindness.
7.28.2011
if land costs so much to buy,
why do they say something
is dirt cheap?
7.27.2011
i can't get enough of people
cheering at sporting events,
i'm a fanaddict.
7.26.2011
the mask sculptor's mother
would always yell at him
for making faces
7.25.2011
when the weather gets bad,
and there's a mountain of snow,
climb-it
7.24.2011
you're carving our names
on the tree we met under,
but you're marking up the wrong tree.
7.23.2011
a picture is worth a thousand words,
so shut up
while i snap this shot.
7.22.2011
i had to pick a tv show to watch
before i ran out of time.
it came down to the wire.
7.21.2011
my parking ticket
isn't just great,
it's outstanding.
7.20.2011
after all his years with a license,
he's never been in a car accident.
wreckless driving.
7.19.2011
don't bite the hand that feeds you,
punch its owner's crotch,
so the hand drops the food.
7.18.2011
no one expected superman
to become a thief.
man of steal.
7.17.2011
i sometimes forget
that you forget to breathe
sometimes.
7.16.2011
robin hood and maid marian
did not live happily ever after.
it's in robin's nature to quarrel.
7.15.2011
'doctor, why are there two patients here?'
'well, he's going to receive a brain transplant,
and he's the brains of this operation.'
7.14.2011
did you hear the one about
the priest and the rabbi who walk into the bar?
religious figures are such drunks.
7.13.2011
one year later,
and nothing
has unchanged.
7.12.2011
the drunk author braved the hurricane,
but his short story flew from his hands,
three sheets to the wind.
7.11.2011
he said his wallet couldn't hold any more,
but when he was presented with money,
it fit the bill.
7.10.2011
them lumberjack murderers
be-headed for her neck
of the woods.
7.09.2011
i'm the kind of guy
to wonder why
i've got no rhyme for reason.
7.08.2011
In a world where wereworlds
were worlds where
werewolves were...
7.07.2011
they wouldn't let me bring back
my purchase. so, i yelled at them,
'i'm past the point of no return!'
7.06.2011
what is a rut,
and how did i
get in here?
7.05.2011
when the old man slowly
told his side of the story,
he was long in the truth.
7.04.2011
smoke signals reside in clouds above me,
my throat tingles,
still i find their kind so lovely.
7.03.2011
knowing is half the battle,
the other half?
murder.
7.02.2011
everything happens for a reason,
the reason he got hurt?
that car hit him.
7.01.2011
to get rid of all the clutter,
i separated everything by size,
little by little.
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