4.30.2011

the best laid schemes of mice and men

oft go awry, proving

they shouldn't collaborate anymore.

4.29.2011

never has there been a story

of more woah, than that of blossom

and her joe.

4.28.2011

4.27.2011

i threw your flowers into a wood

chipper and drove off.

i put the petals to the metal

4.26.2011

i wanted to play a board game,

but when i took it out of the box,

no dice.

4.25.2011

enemy of the state with a capital s,

they drew a line through it,

who knew it would settle debts?

4.23.2011

three months after the stripper

gave birth to a beautiful girl,

dss took the baby from candy.

4.22.2011

i don't like it when news reporters

give overly long introductions to live stories.

just cut to the chase.

4.21.2011

their performance of carmen was met by empty seats,

no one ghost to shows anymore,

the fandom of the opera.

4.20.2011

i make a wish,

every time i see people filming a movie.

they're shooting stars.

4.19.2011

i'm not feeling well,

so i won't be posting today.

on second thought, never mind.

4.18.2011

stop playing poker on the patio,

it hasn't been finished yet!

you're not playing on a full deck!

4.17.2011

no one noticed that the salvation army santa

wasn't the real santa, nor that he wasn't alive anymore.

he was a dead ringer.

4.16.2011

we were open to being close,

but now we can't

close what we've opened

4.15.2011

i'm sorry. i'm not perfect,

but when i look into your eyes,

you make me so [sic].

4.13.2011

stars**************
___________________

************aligned

4.12.2011

the clown's over-sized shoes

would honk with every step.

i guess he had a shoehorn.

4.11.2011

'my lord, why are you leaving?'

'i'm headed to the ball.'

'but the ball is in your court!'

4.10.2011

he went around punching every novel

in the library, i never should have

told him to 'hit the books.'

4.09.2011

4.08.2011

i raced against barbaro,

going as fast as i could.

i beat a dead horse.

4.07.2011

when he snacked angrily,

his ruffles spilled all over him.

i think he had a chip on his shoulder.

4.06.2011

the future of the world

in a swirling mess of blurring solo cups.

youth is wasted on the rum.

4.05.2011

i lost the sheet of paper

that named everything i needed to buy.

now, i feel listless.

4.04.2011

she can feel it coming,

feel those clouds barreling forward.

she feels the qualm before the storm

4.03.2011

in his business suit, he waves for a taxi,

stomping his hooves when none stop.

the tough life of a new york minotaur.

4.02.2011

you're an evil scientist bent on world domination,

and i have half a mind to stop you.

the other half, you put in that jar over there.

4.01.2011

yes, i am standing here naked.

i know it seems like an issue,

just bare with me.