a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
9.30.2011
he was very shy,
but he always threw these massive parties,
i guess he was bashful.
9.29.2011
i told him i would cast out to the left
of the pond, but he misheard me.
we got our lines crossed.
9.28.2011
as my research paper fell to the floor,
i scrambled to pick up every page,
collecting my thoughts.
9.27.2011
clifford didn't like that i was ignoring him.
so, my big red dog ate my home,
work, and everywhere else i went.
9.26.2011
a lollipop is one of the only things
you should ever
'lick into shape.'
9.25.2011
sleep?
hah, i can do that
with my eyes closed.
9.24.2011
the sword shop owner
has a lot of good
selling points.
9.23.2011
when you're down,
always
ante up
9.22.2011
i like to walk around
without a destination.
all roads lead to roam
9.21.2011
during my youth, there was a commercial
where an alien mother grounded her son for light-years.
that always bothered me.
9.20.2011
the lumberjack
wanted to be a plastic surgeon,
but he did a hatchet job.
9.19.2011
when it got windy,
i gave her my coat,
to soften the blow.
9.18.2011
i'd say this was a nightmare,
but i've seen
you dream.
9.17.2011
professional authors look at
the cost of items differently,
the price is write.
9.16.2011
thin ice is only good
if you are
under it.
9.15.2011
you're trying to tell me
that this car runs on trees?
i'm not buying it.
9.14.2011
remember when
the hulk
was all the rage?
9.13.2011
he wouldn't let me look at his geese,
so i stole them.
taking a gander.
9.12.2011
when he is asleep,
my dog whimpers that he is a king.
i let the sleeping dog lie.
9.11.2011
i won't ignore the past,
but i won't let it decide
the future.
9.10.2011
i called her for the 15th time, that day.
as soon as i said hello, i just heard dial tone.
we all have our hang ups.
9.09.2011
i wish we had no plans,
we'd just hang out and relax.
i want nothing to do with you.
9.08.2011
after the health nut died,
she was buried with her stationary bike.
she's spinning in her grave.
9.07.2011
i've invented a new weight loss supplement
that only works for 1 out of 1,000,000 people,
it's called 'slim chance.'
9.06.2011
when i've written something i don't like,
i call on my prehistoric back-peddler,
my pte-redact-yl.
9.05.2011
how crazy was the wild west?
that shit was bandanas,
b-a-n-d-a-n-a-s
9.04.2011
i should have seen that show coming,
but dateline
is 20/20
9.03.2011
when they showed me around
the police station,
it was a tour de force.
9.02.2011
if i were you,
and you were me,
we'd be us still, right?
9.01.2011
if you think that's bad,
then i guess
it probably is.
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