10.31.2010

the only thing we have to fear

is fear itself. well, fear itself,

and whatever else we tell you to be afraid of

10.30.2010

there's ghosts in the graveyard

and graveyards in the ground

whatever you do, don't look down

10.29.2010

some say, you should live like you're dying.

so, from this day forward,

i'll be rolling on the floor, screaming in agony.

10.28.2010

the revolution will not be brought to you by

tea toting, ballyhooing, fear-mongers, who use tumultuous times to grab power.

the revolution will not be ill-advised.

10.27.2010

fighting for change just because it is different

is like selling a cow because you don't know how to milk it.

grab the government by the teat, and squeeze.

10.26.2010

cloud 9 is over-head

and I'm looking up with envy,

not realizing i'm 8 clouds high.

10.25.2010

when the world ends, and we're all dead,

and spiders rule the world,

they'll tell stories of flying newspapers the size of skyscrapers.

10.24.2010

10.23.2010

in my boxing career,

i've always placed second.

i'm a consolation prize fighter.

10.22.2010

oh no, it wasn't the airplanes.

It was beauty that killed the beast.

that bitch is crazy with a knife.

10.21.2010

there's more than one way to skin a cat

and more than one way to wear cat skin

i'd say that's a win win for fall fashion.

10.20.2010

if you read this post 100 times

you'll still laugh.

such is the world of false advertisement.

10.19.2010

i've never seen a star burn out

and fade into the oblivion of the universe.

that is to say, i've never met gary busey.

10.18.2010

for my greatest trick, i sawed my assistant in half.

after all the blood and screaming,

i realized magic isn't real.

10.17.2010

sometimes i feel

the steel between by wrists twist,

but this is just from unjust resistance.

10.16.2010

a ring that made her rosy,

a pocket full of poesy,

passion, passion, we both fall down.

10.15.2010

sometimes i feel like the government

has sex with itself, without protection.

'its not what it looks like.'

10.14.2010

i got beat up by a small child

after school.

that's what i get for kidnapping him.

10.13.2010

don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining.

on second thought,

just don't piss on my leg.

10.12.2010

if i had a hammer,

i'd hammer in the morning.

just to wake you up, dick.

10.11.2010

upon his canine steed he rode,

finding fate and growling back,

the serendipitous sir didymus.

10.10.2010

he wrote his life on distant stars,

thinking of what the future held,

do androids drink electric kool-aid?

10.09.2010

time, a hidden word

in a disregarded letter,

never read.

10.08.2010

the chorus sang of love's demise,

a promise made before the play.

cross my stars and hope to die.

10.07.2010

a bird in the hand is worth

two in the bush.

that's what she said.

10.06.2010

if i had one wish, i'd end world hunger.

people would still die from not eating,

but at least they wouldn't be hungry.

10.05.2010

gumby's dog cried pearls,

your dog just eats poop.

still think you're special?

10.04.2010

in the end the love you take

is equal to five years in prison.

you can't just 'take' love.

10.03.2010

i received a magazine about fatherhood,

its called 'daddy.'

i must've subscribed to daddy issues.

10.02.2010

i was never any good at math,

words make more sense to me.

to and too equals more.

10.01.2010

i'd be high on life,

but grinding it up and snorting it

has proven difficult.