1.06.2012

if i make a post, post modern,

does it make it a post modern post,

or does discussing this make it a post post modern post.

1.05.2012

did you hear the one about the gorilla

who played with the jackhammer?

he died.

1.04.2012

the hairdresser loved changing

the comedian's hair color.

she dyed laughing.

1.03.2012

i only drink $1 tequila

because i like to take

cheap shots.

1.02.2012

the carny was spinning in his grave.

mainly because we buried him

inside a gravitron.

1.01.2012

next year, i'm going

to do things completely

differently, promise.