a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
6.30.2011
after the garden burned down,
a single flower survived,
a rose from the ashes.
6.29.2011
the bowlers union
found it to be a conflict of interest
to go on strike.
6.28.2011
you know you're old when
you realize
that you're old.
6.27.2011
there are hills
that span the horizon,
as far as i know.
6.26.2011
they asked the millionaire
to donate a new water-based power source.
but he couldn't give a dam.
6.25.2011
scientists have found a material
existing in this world and the afterlife.
its a matter of life and death.
6.24.2011
when i went to exchange
my euros for dollars,
i got my money's worth.
6.23.2011
i'm driving 30 miles away
to have delicious burgers.
so far, so good.
6.22.2011
they threw stones at the mariner,
tearing holes in his vessel.
'don't rock the boat!' he yelled at his assailants.
6.21.2011
i hate summer,
it just leads to fall.
i hope spring's eternal.
6.20.2011
i asked the prostitute why
she was twirling the cereal in her hands.
she said, she was 'turning trix.'
6.19.2011
he dialed her number,
even though she was right next to him.
it was a close call
6.18.2011
while every other winner
raised their hands in the air,
he won hands down.
6.17.2011
the singing detective
could solve every case,
without missing a beat.
6.16.2011
i went to the desert
to find myself. turns out,
i was there all along
6.15.2011
talking to myself at great length
makes me feel sick to my stomach.
i get soliloqueasy.
6.14.2011
there was burger on the top shelf
and steak on the bottom shelf.
i took the high ground.
6.13.2011
people thought he was a magician
because his hands were tiny.
slight of hand.
6.12.2011
after 10 years of coasting at the law firm,
the lazy lawyer was removed from the office.
he was out of practice.
6.11.2011
while meeting her parents,
he fell into wet cement.
he made a good impression
6.10.2011
he could only beat the circus folk
if he took out their strongest link first,
he went for the juggler.
6.09.2011
when i hit the turbo button,
my astro-car began to vibrate.
i got so scared, i was shaking in my boost.
6.08.2011
my hasty attempts to create
a robotic deer, were thwarted.
i just wanted to make a quick buck.
6.07.2011
she wants my affection,
chasing me,
a woman after my own heart.
6.06.2011
when the school's sports programs
got canceled, the bulldozers were called.
they leveled the playing field.
6.05.2011
they didn't trust any one person's
shuffling techniques.
so, they had to have all hands on the deck.
6.04.2011
the fastest artist in the world
was always quick on the draw,
until he drew a blank.
6.03.2011
when god closes a door,
a raptor
can open it.
6.02.2011
old man wakes up to ghosts,
changes miserly ways during holidays.
the plot, dickens
6.01.2011
there was a girl
who said her name was lie.
i called her bluff.
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