6.30.2011

after the garden burned down,

a single flower survived,

a rose from the ashes.

6.29.2011

the bowlers union

found it to be a conflict of interest

to go on strike.

6.28.2011

6.27.2011

there are hills

that span the horizon,

as far as i know.

6.26.2011

they asked the millionaire

to donate a new water-based power source.

but he couldn't give a dam.

6.25.2011

scientists have found a material

existing in this world and the afterlife.

its a matter of life and death.

6.24.2011

when i went to exchange

my euros for dollars,

i got my money's worth.

6.23.2011

i'm driving 30 miles away

to have delicious burgers.

so far, so good.

6.22.2011

they threw stones at the mariner,

tearing holes in his vessel.

'don't rock the boat!' he yelled at his assailants.

6.21.2011

i hate summer,

it just leads to fall.

i hope spring's eternal.

6.20.2011

i asked the prostitute why

she was twirling the cereal in her hands.

she said, she was 'turning trix.'

6.19.2011

he dialed her number,

even though she was right next to him.

it was a close call

6.18.2011

while every other winner

raised their hands in the air,

he won hands down.

6.17.2011

the singing detective

could solve every case,

without missing a beat.

6.16.2011

i went to the desert

to find myself. turns out,

i was there all along

6.15.2011

talking to myself at great length

makes me feel sick to my stomach.

i get soliloqueasy.

6.14.2011

there was burger on the top shelf

and steak on the bottom shelf.

i took the high ground.

6.13.2011

people thought he was a magician

because his hands were tiny.

slight of hand.

6.12.2011

after 10 years of coasting at the law firm,

the lazy lawyer was removed from the office.

he was out of practice.

6.11.2011

while meeting her parents,

he fell into wet cement.

he made a good impression

6.10.2011

he could only beat the circus folk

if he took out their strongest link first,

he went for the juggler.

6.09.2011

when i hit the turbo button,

my astro-car began to vibrate.

i got so scared, i was shaking in my boost.

6.08.2011

my hasty attempts to create

a robotic deer, were thwarted.

i just wanted to make a quick buck.

6.07.2011

she wants my affection,

chasing me,

a woman after my own heart.

6.06.2011

when the school's sports programs

got canceled, the bulldozers were called.

they leveled the playing field.

6.05.2011

they didn't trust any one person's

shuffling techniques.

so, they had to have all hands on the deck.

6.04.2011

the fastest artist in the world

was always quick on the draw,

until he drew a blank.

6.03.2011

6.02.2011

old man wakes up to ghosts,

changes miserly ways during holidays.

the plot, dickens

6.01.2011

there was a girl

who said her name was lie.

i called her bluff.