7.31.2010

scientists have found artifacts,

which prove once and for all,

we never existed.

7.30.2010

you couldn't see the forest through the trees,

i couldn't see the trees through the fire.

so, you're welcome.

7.29.2010

my heart is a wild horse

you can't break,

you're too fat to ride it.

7.28.2010

i've heeded wu-tang's advice

and invested in a neck brace,

'protect your neck.'

7.27.2010

i thought we'd be happy forever,

but then you had to go

piss off that gypsy.

7.26.2010

you still smile when you see me,

so i guess that's saying something,

'if you only knew what i've done.'

7.25.2010

you say i still haunt your dreams,

but at four in the morning,

who ya gonna call?

7.24.2010

i dreamt i was armless, trying to swim.

cruel children were laughing and mocking,

they called me 'bob.'

7.23.2010

two roads diverged in a wood, and nedry-

nedry took the one

with venom spitting dinosaurs.

7.22.2010

the soft sound of your words

as you whisper complete fabrications,

eu phony

7.21.2010

the trojan horse was pulled up to the gate,

'beware of greeks bearing gifts,' one guard said.

'don't look a gift horse in the mouth,' a muffled voice replied.

7.20.2010

i heard your voice

over the murmur of mathletes,

attraction speaks louder than nerds

7.19.2010

the hardest part for me

was telling myself it was over,

for you, telling facebook.

7.18.2010

i'm not nearly as deep

as i think i am,

but she says she doesn't mind.

7.17.2010

of everything i need you to say,

colon, open parenthesis

isn't on the list.

7.16.2010

i'll never let you down.

even if you're stuck someplace high

and i have a ladder.

7.15.2010

i wish we didn't finish

that episode of law and order: svu

i no longer feel special

7.14.2010

do i still have your heart?

because you have my sweatshirt

and i'd really like leverage in a trade.

7.13.2010

you haven't called.

that's a two way street,

but i never look both ways.