a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
1.07.2013
a new home,
with the same troubles.
http://acow.tumblr.com/
all's well
that ends well,
but i can't leave well enough alone.
1.06.2012
if i make a post, post modern,
does it make it a post modern post,
or does discussing this make it a post post modern post.
1.05.2012
did you hear the one about the gorilla
who played with the jackhammer?
he died.
1.04.2012
the hairdresser loved changing
the comedian's hair color.
she dyed laughing.
1.03.2012
i only drink $1 tequila
because i like to take
cheap shots.
1.02.2012
the carny was spinning in his grave.
mainly because we buried him
inside a gravitron.
1.01.2012
next year, i'm going
to do things completely
differently, promise.
12.31.2011
next year, i'm going
to do things completely
differently, promise.
12.30.2011
you hate visitors?
i never
would have guest.
12.29.2011
i lack confidence in my colloquialisms,
but rome wasn't built in a day,
am i right?
12.28.2011
every day that i'm
not underground,
i'm on top of the world.
12.27.2011
the kkk was confused about the family's race.
so, instead of using a cross,
the had a burning question mark.
12.26.2011
the british robot longed for a sense of smell,
and when he went to the wizard of oz,
he was so excited, he got a bloody nose.
12.25.2011
christmas is a time for sharing,
but i really think your story about
getting herpes in mexico was over the line.
12.24.2011
santa only comes once a year.
so, i have no idea why he's jolly.
mrs. claus needs to up her game.
12.23.2011
after that champion show dog went rabid
and attacked, i stole her puppy.
an heir of the dog that bit me.
12.22.2011
'we will be together forever,'
the grim reaper whispered. i replied,
'i love you too, death.'
12.21.2011
that homeless hip hop artist
never got any respect.
he got a bum rap.
12.20.2011
i was too afraid of e coli
to eat the raw poultry.
chicken, out.
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