a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
9.30.2010
you can fight as hard as you can,
but it won't make life fair.
chewbacca never got a medal.
9.29.2010
she sat in her ivory tower,
ignorant to the fact that its walls
were made of the tusks of a thousand elephants
9.28.2010
we are living longer than ever before,
filling the time, to have it full.
more is less.
9.27.2010
smtms, th wrds dnt fl whl,
ths wrld cnt srvve wtht vwls,
i can't survive without u
9.26.2010
the truth is hard to see,
until you gouge out your eyes.
oedipus was one ignorant mother fucker.
9.25.2010
life doesn't make sense,
the world seems so backwards,
why is chili hot?
9.24.2010
in the game of life,
i try to keep moving forward,
but the spinner broke.
9.23.2010
time is of the essence,
but the essence of time
is procrastination.
9.22.2010
if the world ends in 2012,
i wonder,
does roland emmerich get a royalty check?
9.21.2010
the candle starts to dim,
wax receding down
to the base of a hot tin can.
9.20.2010
if you are what you eat,
then i'm going to start eating
god.
9.19.2010
i killed a man
so i could open a pub in yukon, canada.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
9.18.2010
two peanuts were walking down the street,
one was a-salted.
the mugger stole his cashew.
9.17.2010
you can take the girl out of the trailer park,
but you can't take
her anywhere that uses silverware
9.16.2010
i know how this one ends,
i skipped ahead to the last page,
still doesn't make sense.
9.15.2010
look, up in the sky!
its a bird, its a plane!
oh, it is a bird. no help is coming.
9.14.2010
life's just a big ol' ice cream sundae
and i'd dig in,
if not for my lactose issues.
9.13.2010
i was a recovering alcoholic,
transporting smuggled booze during prohibition,
until i fell off the wagon.
9.12.2010
when i was eight, i filled in every line
of an etch-a-sketch. my dad shook it furiously,
'go outside,' he said.
9.11.2010
if i had a time machine,
i'd go back to before
i had a time machine, if
9.10.2010
i watched as she walked away,
her head never bending back.
the silence said everything.
9.09.2010
life is like a box of chocolates;
only important when there is love.
otherwise, it's just sad.
9.08.2010
i'd only live in a one-horse town,
if that horse were mr. ed,
or a rocket ship.
9.07.2010
i think a carnival trapeze artist
would make the best reporter,
faire and balanced.
9.06.2010
she ran as hard as she could
until her lungs gave out, and she fell,
back where she started.
9.05.2010
whoever said,
'a watched pot never boils'
never saw superman's heat vision.
9.04.2010
does the grim reaper
make his own clothing,
reaping in what he sews?
9.03.2010
i tread softly,
slipshod steel tip toeing
down the yellow brick road.
9.02.2010
i ignored a man at the airport
pushing michael jackson hair dolls,
the homeless here are far more creative.
9.01.2010
ending old beginnings
that beg to be ended,
beginning new endings, again.
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