a coincidence of wants
a musing everyday
11.30.2011
he got a new lease on life,
it lasts two years
and has a 73.5% monthly interest rate.
11.29.2011
no matter how far i stretch,
i can never
reach a conclusion.
11.28.2011
sweet bread rolls,
manufactured by pillsbury.
synonym: buns.
11.27.2011
would if i could, but i can't so i won't.
though i should, but i shan't,
there's a scant bit of hope.
11.26.2011
fishermen
always play
hooky.
11.25.2011
'a mouthful'
'oh man,
you said a mouthful.'
11.24.2011
today we celebrate
the amazing career of tom hanks.
t.hanksgiving
11.23.2011
when someone says something is 'hit or miss'
they don't really know what they are talking about.
those are the only options.
11.22.2011
when the sun goes down,
i find it appropriate
to call it a night.
11.21.2011
i surrounded the prized jewel with a wall
the same density of a human being.
as thick as thieves.
11.20.2011
i tried so hard to get those apples,
but they belonged to a family of grizzlies.
sometimes, all your hard work, bears' fruit.
11.19.2011
i was telling him what to do
as he tightened the screws into position.
i guess i'm a backseat screwdriver.
11.18.2011
i took a hammer to my mirror
to make it more reflective,
but it wasn't what it was cracked up to be.
11.17.2011
can the next person you set me up with
be attractive, please?
pretty, please?
11.16.2011
there's an outline of me
in your coloring book.
color me confused.
11.15.2011
i wonder if astronauts
ever lose track of what they're doing,
and space out.
11.14.2011
'what?'
'i said, i am leaving!'
'come again?'
11.13.2011
if you're going to tie me up
you probably shouldn't have
shown me the ropes
11.12.2011
to pay my debt,
you can take my car, house and money,
just don't take my word for it.
11.11.2011
with so many e1evens
i 1ose track of the
most important 1.
11.10.2011
1+1
=
31,556,926
11.09.2011
the space between my mouth
and cake
is the path of least resistance.
11.08.2011
when trying to find a mate,
that difficult girl is hard to get in bed,
but easy does it.
11.07.2011
i got a new hunting rifle
that fires rockets.
more bang for my buck.
11.06.2011
the saying,
'uncle sam wants you'
really creeps me out.
11.05.2011
i bet every day that farmers wake up
and they see that the crops are ready,
they have a field day.
11.04.2011
i believe that there are multiple universes
where time-lines run parallel to our own.
maybe, some other time.
11.03.2011
i've had enough of the naked eye,
i want to see
an eye that is dressed.
11.02.2011
when jim, the class clown, performed macbeth,
he delivered his lines with his head tilted all the way back.
he was always acting up.
11.01.2011
when they built that magnificent tower,
they built each floor a little after the last,
the result is staggering.
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